I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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