My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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