make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Randomize
