Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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