She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
