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just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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