What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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