1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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