i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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