I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
