you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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