chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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