I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
honey bunches of taint.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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