those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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