took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
BRING THE BAGELS
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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