How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
In other news, I just burned my penis
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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