omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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