oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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