You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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