honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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