i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Are my feet made of real feet?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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