sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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