I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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