4 words: hood of his car
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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