is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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