so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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