R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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