Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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