she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
