the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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