I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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