It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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