Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
My bed smells like the plague
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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