Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry tiferet hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(+61): View more from Australia

She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.

Fav 43 1653 10128
share tweet
(480): View more from Arizona

Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore

Fav 27 1035 5530
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.

Fav 3 2333 1603
share tweet
(770): View more from Georgia

Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.

Fav 10 2511 1703
share tweet
(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.

Fav 3 4031 1240
share tweet
(415): View more from California

All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk

Fav 2 2110 1454
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(606): View more from Kentucky

after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.

Fav 17 6001 1233
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(+64): View more from New Zealand

PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN

Fav 0 274 193
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(239): View more from Florida

Hi I love you will you be up for a while!

(239): View more from Florida

That exclamation point was a drunk decision

Fav 0 48 6
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT