I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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