So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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