you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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