He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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