i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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