Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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