like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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