I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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