We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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