The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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