as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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