that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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