You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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