She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He? As in you personified your dick?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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