haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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