Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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