"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
