Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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