the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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