I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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